I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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