i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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