have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Don't make out with my wife yet
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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