Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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