Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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