just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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