So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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