you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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