I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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