ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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