Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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