i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
