so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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