Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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