what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i love accidental penises.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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