i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
When are your genitals available?
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