Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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