I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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