We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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