I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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