Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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