so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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