Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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