So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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