Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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