Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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