well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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