Me too!
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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