how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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