There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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