is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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