HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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