walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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