i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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