Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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