One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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