Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
