found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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