Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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