i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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