i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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