I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
