This is not my ceiling
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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