My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
