ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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