my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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