My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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