with your own penis?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Randomize
