i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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