New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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