Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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