Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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