okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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