please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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