I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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