It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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