One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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