so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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