I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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